This isn't a twitter

Lol @ the shiny black bubble package sent from Massive Music.
Why is baseball in bottom of mail box?
New Liechtenstein is so good/ Bricolage is only OK.
So hungry.
MM ad person is very uptight but makes effort to be friends.
Letter whining about CFUV in Monday just makes writer sound like sad old dude past his prime
Waiting for the day I reach into a padded mailer and receive scorpion bite.
Office to myself=nice but being at work when it's sunny=blah
Still hungry post-sandwich.